Friday, October 18, 2013

Absolutely Believable, Totally Credible Music Offer

Picture the scene: Your garden club is planning a garden party at the botanical gardens.  However, there's trouble: some of the members want hip-hop, while others want country music played. 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, you totally save the day by pointing out one simple fact:  EVERYBODY THAT'S CLASSY LIKES CLASSICAL MUSIC!

You'll be the high-falutin'-est of all your friends!

That's right!  Today I'm here to tell you about a special offer of 1.21 gigawatts of fine classical music: the Musopen Kickstarter Music (DVD Compilation).  This DVD features hours and hours of music, with pieces composed by Beethoven, Brahms, Mendelssohn and Mozart!  Plus, much, much more!

Drums!  Cymbals!  Flutes!  Fiddles!  All them top shelf musical instruments played by a real orchestra!  From Europe!  With a real-life conductor and all that jazz! Plus, much, much more!

How much would you expect to pay for all these fine quality sonatas and variations and such-like?  TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS?  THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS?  FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!

Well, thanks to the special deal amz spots has worked out with the fine folks at the Internet Archive, if you use the special amz spots discount code, you won't pay $99.95... you won't pay $49.95... you won't even pay $19.95!

You'll get all this for A ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT DISCOUNT!  PLUS, BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!  Just present the amz spots discount code at checkout:  AMZSPOTS.

But act now!  Don't delay!  Take advantage of this absolutely believable, totally credible music offer before it's gone forever!  Be sure to tell 'em amz spots sent you.  But... shhhh... DON'T tell the phone cops!

Please tap the link for this special offer.  Thank you!

P.S. While you're at archive.org, look around for other great deals on popular groups of the 20th century like The Grateful Dead and Camper Van Beethoven.  You'll be glad you did.


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