Sunday, October 27, 2013

Tips for Guys: Pots and Pans

Thing I Notice: Pots and Pans

My Pet Peeves: I can't even boil an egg because I can't find a clean pot that doesn't have a dent or a ding or a deep scratch in the non-stick surface!  I work and I slave and I sweat and I bleed to be a good provider, but my gal doesn't respect my home OR my pots and pans, and she doesn't love and respect me!

Tips for Guys: I feel your pain, bro.

The key to resolving this situation is education and communication.  You'd think any fool can tell the difference between a pot and a pan, right?  And a non-stick surface?  Don't tell me you can't tell the difference between a non-stick surface and a stick surfaceNon-non-stick surface.  Whatever. 

Well, she's not just any fool, is she?  She's the woman you love, right?

That means you have to be patient and tell her how you feel, again and again, until it sinks in.  But whatever you do, don't lose your temper, and don't argue with her.  Because any time you argue with a woman, you've lost, even if you're "OBJECTIVELY RIGHT", which is a made-up nonsense phrase that doesn't even mean anything when dealing with women.

But somehow, pouting and withholding sex work like magic.  Eventually.  Never give in and never surrender.

Let's discuss this further in the comments until we arrive at a consensus, shall we please?  Thank you!

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