Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Tips for Gals: How to Tie Neckties

Thing I Notice: Neckties

My Pet Peeves: Guys don't know how to tie neckties

Tips for Gals:  Have you ever considered how nasty neckties are?!  They are filthy carriers of bacteria and viruses!  And that's just the tip of the germberg!

According to an article published by the US National Library of Medicine in 2006, Doctors have been advised to ditch "disease spreading" neckties on their rounds:
Doctors should no longer wear ties on ward rounds, because they can spread disease, the BMA says in its new guidance on infections acquired in hospital.
[The report recommends] Discarding of functionless items of clothing such as ties, which the report notes are rarely cleaned and are often worn every day.
In my opinion, if you see a medical doctor wearing a necktie, you should consider him or her incompetent.

I say that if guys have to display over-sized phalluses (and they do, because of the little things), we should abolish the necktie and bring back the codpiece!

Are you with me, sister-womens?

Let's discuss this further in the comments until we arrive at a consensus, shall we please?  Thank you!

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