Earlier today I posted the following to Twitter:
@anyacaulfield If you and @tferriss had a love child, would you call her Tanya or Timma?
What if she was a boy? Make me a bonus grab bag advice vid stat!
You like that word stat? I like that word stat -- it's doctor talk meaning, right now! When you hear the word stat, you know it's time to drop everything and get crackin', cuz it's probably a doctor that said it (I'm not a doctor, but I could get one of those online doctor degrees like it was nothing, so I might as well be, and anyway, Anya Caulfield doesn't know that. For all she knows, I'm just as much a doctor as any other doctor she ever met.)
Anyway, here it is, 10 minutes later, and NOTHING! Crickets! No twit-in-reply, thanking me for my question, and no video!
Look here, Anya Caulfield, I've seen every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, even the ones you weren't in! I have all 7 seasons of Buffy on DVD! Plus Angel. AND the movie and the novelization, which I found one day at a used bookstore for like half off or something.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! I am THE CUSTOMER! And THE CUSTOMER is always right! That means the least you can do when I give you a Twitter order is hop to it!
I was thinking of inviting you to fly out to Shiloh International Airport on a private jet at your expense to try out for amz spots auditions, but now I'm just not so sure.
Shop Amazon for Tim Ferriss
.Shop Amazon for Emma Caulfield
.P.S. Now I'm going to post to Twitter to let Anya Caulfield know all about this post about Vengeance Love Child: Twittergate 2013. Instead of posting my twit here, I'm just going to get to it. Look for my twit on twitter, y'all... (and then come here and read this blog post). Stat!
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| [Artist's rendition of the love child of Anya Caulfield and Tim Ferris. Please note that she has Anya's eyes and the nose of Tim Ferriss.] |
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