Bicycles: Threat or Menace?!

Sure, bicycles seem like a great way to get some exercise and to lower your carbon footprint.

But did you realize that bicycles are in reality two-wheeled deathtraps?

Government statistics from the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) show that more people die in the United States (U.S.) each year from bicycle accidents than from alien invasions and zombie attacks combined!

Those aliens have space ships and death rays!!

And zombies are either Voodoo or carry next-generation super-viruses, depending on whom you believe!

Clearly, properly fitting helmets appropriate to the height, weight, and age of the rider are key to bicycle safety.

So next time you see some fool riding their bicycle without the appropriate headgear, be sure to yell out at the top of your lungs, "I SHUN THEE!  I SHUN THEE!  WEAR A HELMET!"

(They'll thank you later.)

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