My Pet Peeves: I see these things about how eating raw eggs is super healthy, but no thanks. I think it's so much more convenient to just have a nicely peeled boiled egg on the go than to deal with cleaning the pan, the spatula, the plate, the fork, the knife, and all that.
Tips for Gals: I feel disgusted by the very prospect of eating raw eggs from the blender, don't you? It just seems to me that a nicely peeled boiled egg is so much more easy to deal with! With which to deal! Excuse me.
And there are so many flavor combinations that are just excellent! I might have a dash of salt one morning, a nice healthy stick of celery the next, or just a dab of tarragon on the side. Choosing just the right complement to my egg makes me feel so good!
Of course, you shouldn't have to bother with boiling eggs yourself. It's the policy of Tips for Gals to never OFFER SOLUTIONS (how gauche!), but if you were to hogtie yourself, hand me a flogger, and tell me I had to flog you until I confessed, I might immediately say something along the lines of:
Gently guide your favorite guy toward the post, "Tips for Guys: Boiling Eggs". Don't just come out and tell him what you want or anything tacky like that! Print out the article and post it on the refrigerator where it's easy to see. Next time you prepare him eggs, whether sunny side up, over easy, or even in an omelet or quiche, sigh meaningfully and glance at the refrigerator. One evening when he's out with the guys, pull out your matching stationery and envelope, apply a fresh coat of your favorite lipstick by kissing the stationery, coyly mention in the note how you love boiled eggs when they're made by a real man, seal the note in the envelope, and stuff the envelope in the back of the darling book you gave him last Valentine's Day that I'm sure reading is next on the to-do list he wrote in the pocket calendar you gave him last Christmas, which is chock full of all the helpful hints you've shared with him, written in his own manly handwriting! (Or yours, same diff.) If he really loves you, you'll never have to boil or peel another egg for as long as you both shall live!
Let's discuss this further in the comments until we arrive at a consensus, shall we please? Thank you!
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